cringe fairy go away,don't come another day,little amy wants some space!!

hey guys I'm back with the cringe fairy behind my back.....oh good lord, does someone have a net or something? i need to catch this stupid  cringe fairy!! what kind of a fairy is she?? fairy??? huh!!  she's a black spot in the fairy world...hate her, hate her, hate her..........ahem!!!(clearing throat) that was too much.....anyways, here comes my sad,sad story....and for you of course a funny one. whatsoever!   let me proceed....

I had seen a poster of a fancy dress competition to be held  in our school lately and was very excited . Everyone was engaged in the preparation and I didn't dare to ask what they were preparing and neither did I tell anyone what I was preparing as it was special. I decided to go as a very fierceful witch on the fancy dress day..and was very very excited. My friend asked me "who is your partner?"  and I really got confused...what is she telling...?   then again two ,three, boys came and asked me "um....did ye get your partner?" i was really confused..i said , "what partner,how partner,why partner,which partner?"   then the boys replied,"so, you got one...I thought you could be my partner.."     I really thought those boys have gone mad!!and then without answering them I left the place.
the whole night my bff tried to call me up...but I was so excited that It was possible that I will reveal what I was going to wear on that day near her..... so all night I kept mum.

On that day I was fully ready with the dress and my dangerous makeup.  I was really looking like a real witch, with a spider hanging  on my back and my shoes looked no less than santa claus's shoes. I was sooooooooo happy.
I planned to go there after everyone arrived at the competition  as I wanted a grand entry. Eventually I made a Grand entry swinging the door wide open  in front of everyone yelling "hey guys!!" and was shocked to find everyone with gowns and suits......i questioned myself  "where am I?" and then suddenly everyone burst into laughter looking at me. My bff came running towards me  pulling me aside  and said,"what have you done to yourself and where's yer partner?? this a prom don't ye know?? we are supposed to come with a partner!"
"what??" I cried,"but I read on the notice board that we had a fancy dress competition...what about that??"
"oh god!! explain her......look! that was not for us...that's for the junior section, didn't ye read properly??" said she..

what the hell??????   all the boys and girls present there was peeping at me and laughing and I felt so like a plant....immovable...fixed to the ground...   how stupid can I be??  I then ran home in that costume and consoled myself that tomorrow will be a fresh day. BUT MY CRINGE FAIRY........blame her!!!!!!! kick her!!! shoot her!!! MURDER HER!!!!!

I had my skirt tucked in my underwear....and walked through the school that way the whole day, until my friend pulled it down and I realized!!! man!!!!!!!!! that's horrible...........I really can't stand it!      someone bring an ambulance, I wanna go to the hospital and settle there........ahahaahah!!!!

my painful life, and my painful story..........painful forever   ~emey

mom---oops!

Here I am going to relate about the time when I felt embarrassed…… again !

Ya..ya…I know it has become a daily routine for me  getting embarrassed and the cringe fairy never lets me down you know……I’m such a favorite of her…  anyways, this time it’s my mom….she’s is just awesome—and how much awesome , that you’ll understand  right here in this stupid, idiot, dund…..AHEM!!!  I guess I must stop right here and proceed without boring you guys with my idiotic talks……

 so That embarrassing   moment and your funny moment while reading it starts in my home… a get-together party I had with my friends for the first time in my house and I was very excited. I knew that my mom will be doing some stupid things which will embarrass me just right in front of my friends , so I warned her not to behave stupid or funky!  So my friends came…..we sat together and were chatting. For the first few moments I was a bit happy with my mom as my friends were liking her…I felt great! That at last it’s all right and my mom’s going normal….then Suddenly she came in with a bang  on the door  with a huge tray on her hand with all kinds of snacks on it and we were delighted, ”Hello girls!” she said with a twist in her voice(as if tryin to be like a teen) “here you go with these busy snacks …you know I’m dieting so I-i-I will not be able to join you guys in this snack eating competition.” “but, mom we are not having a competition here” said I.

“what?? You aren’t!?” shouted my mom, ”oh well then I’m mistaken. But if you can’t have all of these then no problem I’ll take care of them….you know NICELY!”

“mom! You can leave!” said I understanding what she meant to do..

“oh…my whity, twity, mouse!! Don’t worry dearo, I’ll stand here and watch you guys have!”said she.

I am fourteen now…she musn’t have called me that near all my friends. Any ways I still sat among my friends and enjoyed the tasty snacks.  My mom gazed at us as we had our snacks. My cheeks were going red….looking at the weird behavior of my mom….oh lord!!!

Anyways we had our snacks and were about to see a movie…my mom went to the kitchen taking all the used plates and providing space for us to sit and watch movie……all of us were present and I said my mom to choose a movie c-d for us as we were choosing other ones….my mom while picking the c-ds  farted loudly in front of all of us which emitted a bad smell!!!!!!!      Shit!!!! Why does this happen only to me???  All my friends were making fun and my mom rather than blushing says, ”oops! Sorry!” and went on with her work…..oh, guys I was so embarrassed!!   I knew what my image would be when I REACH SCHOOL….!!!!!!      OH GOD HELP ME!

oh! what a life....

 Now comes my first embarrassing moment..........IN MY TUITION----

Have you ever thought what yer life would be if yer dad would have been a doctor,your mom a funky housewife always putting nose into your work and friends and your brother a stupid mimicker?? Argh!!!! that's my life.....now you've got a good portrait of what I am gonna post in my blog.....MY EMBARRASSING MOMENTS and your funny moments while reading this stupid, idiot, dunderhead, muttonhead.,*******, blog!!!!!!!
    I was in my tuition and it was all most time to go home....there were boys, my friends and my teacher ofcourse.....suddenly it started raining heavily, really heavy downpour---- my teacher asked me to call my dad up and ask him to come and pick me up as soon as possible...as you know in this heavy rainfall network is always a sleepy one and hates to get disturbed and so when i called my dad up, first of all the network was too sleepy and secondly my dad was in his hospital working out some reports......when I called him he picked up and I told him,"dad come quick-my teacher is asking you come as quick you can as it is raining heavily and the road may get jammed --------hello??hello?? daddy?"  the network got cut.....I thought maybe he will come too late.....I informed it to my teacher and she gave no reply----- NOW guys guess what must have happenned next----guess!!!!      

 We heard a sound of siren coming from far away and we thought somebody must have been injured due to this heavy rain and I really got tensed about my father that what might have happened to him.......But!!!!   oh my super daddy! he came with an ambulance to pick me up!!!!!!!!!!    all  the boys and my friends were staring at me and giggling! and even the colony people had come out to see what has happened........god!!!   I was so embarrassed!   first of all my dad came with an ambulance and secondly he came  rushing in with a kiddish mickey  mouse raincoat of my brother in front of all my friends and boys and tells me,"wear this!"   and I say ,"dad, it's  sam's  raincoat how can I wear it?"  and then he says," ooh--sorry,  brought it by mistake,but can't help, wear it now" !!!!!!!! shit!!! in front of everyone I had to wear that ugly mickey raincoat and board that ambulance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      ahahahahahahaahaah!!!    I don't wan't to live!!!!

when I asked my dad that why had he brought this filthy ambulance,he says,"hon, you said i need to hurry and so , got this ambulance nearby and brought it...that's it! now shut up and sit!!!"

No one will have such a moment.....it was so awkward!!