mom---oops!

Here I am going to relate about the time when I felt embarrassed…… again !

Ya..ya…I know it has become a daily routine for me  getting embarrassed and the cringe fairy never lets me down you know……I’m such a favorite of her…  anyways, this time it’s my mom….she’s is just awesome—and how much awesome , that you’ll understand  right here in this stupid, idiot, dund…..AHEM!!!  I guess I must stop right here and proceed without boring you guys with my idiotic talks……

 so That embarrassing   moment and your funny moment while reading it starts in my home… a get-together party I had with my friends for the first time in my house and I was very excited. I knew that my mom will be doing some stupid things which will embarrass me just right in front of my friends , so I warned her not to behave stupid or funky!  So my friends came…..we sat together and were chatting. For the first few moments I was a bit happy with my mom as my friends were liking her…I felt great! That at last it’s all right and my mom’s going normal….then Suddenly she came in with a bang  on the door  with a huge tray on her hand with all kinds of snacks on it and we were delighted, ”Hello girls!” she said with a twist in her voice(as if tryin to be like a teen) “here you go with these busy snacks …you know I’m dieting so I-i-I will not be able to join you guys in this snack eating competition.” “but, mom we are not having a competition here” said I.

“what?? You aren’t!?” shouted my mom, ”oh well then I’m mistaken. But if you can’t have all of these then no problem I’ll take care of them….you know NICELY!”

“mom! You can leave!” said I understanding what she meant to do..

“oh…my whity, twity, mouse!! Don’t worry dearo, I’ll stand here and watch you guys have!”said she.

I am fourteen now…she musn’t have called me that near all my friends. Any ways I still sat among my friends and enjoyed the tasty snacks.  My mom gazed at us as we had our snacks. My cheeks were going red….looking at the weird behavior of my mom….oh lord!!!

Anyways we had our snacks and were about to see a movie…my mom went to the kitchen taking all the used plates and providing space for us to sit and watch movie……all of us were present and I said my mom to choose a movie c-d for us as we were choosing other ones….my mom while picking the c-ds  farted loudly in front of all of us which emitted a bad smell!!!!!!!      Shit!!!! Why does this happen only to me???  All my friends were making fun and my mom rather than blushing says, ”oops! Sorry!” and went on with her work…..oh, guys I was so embarrassed!!   I knew what my image would be when I REACH SCHOOL….!!!!!!      OH GOD HELP ME!