cringe fairy go away,don't come another day,little amy wants some space!!

hey guys I'm back with the cringe fairy behind my back.....oh good lord, does someone have a net or something? i need to catch this stupid  cringe fairy!! what kind of a fairy is she?? fairy??? huh!!  she's a black spot in the fairy world...hate her, hate her, hate her..........ahem!!!(clearing throat) that was too much.....anyways, here comes my sad,sad story....and for you of course a funny one. whatsoever!   let me proceed....

I had seen a poster of a fancy dress competition to be held  in our school lately and was very excited . Everyone was engaged in the preparation and I didn't dare to ask what they were preparing and neither did I tell anyone what I was preparing as it was special. I decided to go as a very fierceful witch on the fancy dress day..and was very very excited. My friend asked me "who is your partner?"  and I really got confused...what is she telling...?   then again two ,three, boys came and asked me "um....did ye get your partner?" i was really confused..i said , "what partner,how partner,why partner,which partner?"   then the boys replied,"so, you got one...I thought you could be my partner.."     I really thought those boys have gone mad!!and then without answering them I left the place.
the whole night my bff tried to call me up...but I was so excited that It was possible that I will reveal what I was going to wear on that day near her..... so all night I kept mum.

On that day I was fully ready with the dress and my dangerous makeup.  I was really looking like a real witch, with a spider hanging  on my back and my shoes looked no less than santa claus's shoes. I was sooooooooo happy.
I planned to go there after everyone arrived at the competition  as I wanted a grand entry. Eventually I made a Grand entry swinging the door wide open  in front of everyone yelling "hey guys!!" and was shocked to find everyone with gowns and suits......i questioned myself  "where am I?" and then suddenly everyone burst into laughter looking at me. My bff came running towards me  pulling me aside  and said,"what have you done to yourself and where's yer partner?? this a prom don't ye know?? we are supposed to come with a partner!"
"what??" I cried,"but I read on the notice board that we had a fancy dress competition...what about that??"
"oh god!! explain her......look! that was not for us...that's for the junior section, didn't ye read properly??" said she..

what the hell??????   all the boys and girls present there was peeping at me and laughing and I felt so like a plant....immovable...fixed to the ground...   how stupid can I be??  I then ran home in that costume and consoled myself that tomorrow will be a fresh day. BUT MY CRINGE FAIRY........blame her!!!!!!! kick her!!! shoot her!!! MURDER HER!!!!!

I had my skirt tucked in my underwear....and walked through the school that way the whole day, until my friend pulled it down and I realized!!! man!!!!!!!!! that's horrible...........I really can't stand it!      someone bring an ambulance, I wanna go to the hospital and settle there........ahahaahah!!!!

my painful life, and my painful story..........painful forever   ~emey